I was very surprised to find that the #BirdsOfPreyMovie is not about my exploits around campus. #Surprised #BirdsofPrey #BOP #Honk #StillFamous

Happy Valentine's Day! Instead of my usual hissing, today I wish unpleasant chalky heart candy upon each of you. May the tiny heart message be misspelled and cheesy! #ValentinesDay #ValentinesDay2020 #StayOffMyPath #lovemyself

The geese at University of Missouri–St. Louis are walking around on top of our frozen pond. UMSL Goose #Brrr #ItsColdOutside #UMSL #UMSLgeese #UMSLproud #CampusWildlife #NearbyNature

Unlike you humans, I do not fight with my cousins. I wonder if you all will ever "fall out of love" with me? Doubtful. You all walk on my paths too much for it to be a mere coincidence. #feelingloved #gooseafternoon #honkhonk

My feathers are frozen. I think I might actually migrate to Mexico with all this snow. #PeaceOut #UMSLGoose #Honk #FrozenFeathers

Be sure to wash your feathers and wings. I do not want to get sick since you all insist on walking on my paths. #Hiss #CleanFeathersHere #StayOffMyPaths #WashYourFeathers

I've been trying to get you all to social distance for years. Glad you finally got the message and left the campus in good wings. #SocialDistancingNow #SmartGoose #HappyGoose

Am I the only one who enjoys when humans social distance from me? Although I will admit I do miss terrorizing students every so often. The squirrels just don't run off in terror the same way students do. #BitterSweet #AntisocialGoose #Hiss #StupidSquirrels

UMSL Goose You are an enemy of the people and you are not welcome here

I thought I would share this helpful Wikipedia guide to help all the new students. #SharingIsCaring #Honk

Is anyone else tired from the tip of their beak to the end of their tail feathers? #RuffledFeathers #TiredGoose #OnlyThursday #YesItIsADuckGif

Don't worry if you miss me on campus today---I am flying out west to help count. #MigrationUpdate #FlightChange #HonkSupport

So I have heard rumor that I will have the campus to myself again starting next week. Happy Holidays Indeed! :) #HolidayHonk #AllByMyself #AtLast

I have goosebumps thinking about my finals tomorrow---oh wait I always have them. #finals #ExamGoose #Honk #UMSLGoose

Thanks Ashley! If nothing else I will just "wing" it!

I am pretty chill. Rarely do I ever get angry and chase people around campus. 😏Bwahaha! Honk! #ChillGoose #UnRuffledFeathers

How I feel most days.

*dusts snow off feathers* While I am happy the snow is gone, it makes me miserable knowing others are happy about it too. #MixedFeelings #Conflicted #Snowmageddon2021 #UMSLGoose #Hiss #Honk

Just watched the first four episodes of Loki. However I was under the impression that I was the god of mischief and, obviously, the sidewalks too! #Mischief #GodofSidewalks #Loki

Welcome New Students! You may not have met me yet, but don't get your gander up, we shall meet soon enough. #Welcome #SeeICanBeNice #Honk #Hiss