All week, I've been getting weird looks from Lannister men-at-arms. One guy asked me about sheets. #WTF

You know what? I'll kip on the couch tonight. Melisandre of Asshai and @A_Man_Is can have my room, it sounds like they might need it.

My Mum is has a dairy allergy. #Irony #HappyMothersDay

My Mum has a dairy allergy. #Irony #HappyMothersDay

@A_Man_Is It's a fondue, actually. Melisandre of Asshai

#OnlyInWesteros could a nameless guy who served cheese in one scene get a fandom all his own.

RT @Knight0fFlowers: KING CHEESE BOY BYE

Rejected house words included "served with crackers, motherfucker". RT @Knight0fFlowers: Tyrell Cheese Boy House Cheese Boy.

@bigbearjorah Daenerys Targārio @TonightOnGoT W00t! Team Tyrell! #GrowingStrongMotherfuckers

RT Joffrey Baratheon: RT House of Black&White: Jorah is reading Lolita bc he swears it's "extremely well written."

Things feel silent. Eerily silent.

I don't think I'm a king either, so, yeah? RT Kyla 🤍: @Knight0fFlowers Tyrell Cheese Boy Pffft I aint no peasant guruurl

RT King Joffrey: I convinced Matt Smith to quit Dr. Who. #ReasonsToLoveJoffrey

Wow. It feels like we've gone a whole week without anything significant happening. #KingsLandingProblems

@laurelszilagyi Thanks, glad you found me - some ppl get me confused with my evil twin brother, the aptly named Tyrell Cheese Boy

All I'm saying is, SOMEONE's gotta cater for the Royal Wedding's cheese course. I'm sure it'll all go smoothly. #CheeseBoyForTheIronThrone

@TonightOnGoT Not gonna lie: it wasn't unpleasant. Olenna Lord Varys Gossip Girl

In other news, minor nobles in the royal court have announced they're expecting. Six people are dead. #WontExpectGoudaForAShowerGift

@TonightOnGoT Times are tough. Gotta use those qualifications somehow.

My jam.