We have always filled out trousers well. #Ahem RT Koschei Sigma/ Harry: DAMN HUMAN TROUSERS. I forgot their pockets are not bigger on the inside!

Hit the thing until it stops doing the thing.. ladies and gentlemen, I give you the dork who waited.

Jack Harkness, fashion consultant.

And a wonderful behind it is, too. #CheekyKos RT Amy Pond: @/AmysBloke *Smirks* Would like to see someone sneak up behind me now.

Amelia, really. My *blushes*. RT Amy Pond: Aw... Isn't he cute? Koschei

P.S Vote Saxon.

... oh, what the hell. #VoteSaxon

Just found this little child in my @uber

This is for my angel, my redeemer, my heart and soul Amy Pond youtube.com/watch?v=s6r1tU…

#GingeFacts Amy Pond has the cutest little mole right under her left *OW*.. mean.

I'm the worst son imaginable. I missed Father's Day! (Alkmos Seta ) I truly hope at some point I made you proud, father.

OOC Kos will be returning. Soon. I have seriously let down two of the best people I know - Koschei Sigma/ Harry and Amy Pond . #ISuck

(Amy Pond) I have the most beautiful wife in all of time and space.

OOC I want to make this very, very clear. The first f*cking one of you I see celebrating her leaving is getting excised from my (1/2)

online life with all speed. Am I clear? (2/2)

"she's such a class act. She's a star and an incredible person. She's fabulous" - peter capaldi

OOC Thank you for a great character, a great run and being generally amazing. #ThankYouJennaColeman

Oh, crumbs. Looks like Other Me has turned into "Ol' Rubbish Beard" again. Wonderful.

OOC: Three years since the most traumatizing companions departure ever, at least to me and a fair few other folks. Never watching it again.

Just looking at all the trees Donald J. Trump owes an apology to for producing oxygen that's wasted on him. #Wanker