Achieving zen. 😂

Death. It’s the only way.

I wonder what 10 likes from my homies would feel like

You’re very tiny

MIKE: DEPORT DEMOCRATS!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱 The🐰FOO Mickey Blowtorch Vincent Charles: Roi De Tout, (Ret.) Schadenfreudelish @Artist_Angie Fuzzy Chimp 🇺🇸🍌 Lizzy Lou Who ❄️ TheMorningSpew2 EducatëdHillbilly™ theRoddick That's ok, she usually forgets me too.

There is, in fact, a special place in Hell.

This is gonna scar. Achievement unlocked morning 1 of our spontaneous beach trip for the twinsie bday boys, Bug & cousin. 9 hours sleep, no booze, just a flip flop catching on a stair & trying not to eat the next step with my face so knees took one for the team. 😫😬

You'll pry Seat 9 from my cold, dead hands.

Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. 😂

If you don’t like Rob Thomson, you will absolutely hate Aaron Boone.

Liberal woman has QUIT her full time job, because she was required to work 40 hours a week.. “I literally haven’t showed in 3 weeks, because I haven’t had time.. 40/hrs a week is too exhausting”..

Liberal woman WARNS conservative women that their husbands constantly “hit her up”.. Does anyone believe this sht..!?

That plea deal still isn’t good enough.

The View

I can’t wait for the day the Phillies announce they’re not going to wear their city connect jerseys anymore.

The NY Mets are not going to be in the playoffs! Everybody laugh! #RedOctober

Whoever in the NFL thought that Bad Bunny was a good idea for the Super Bowl needs to be FIRED!!!!!!