amongst gnarled old boughs shading a glade deep within that place I swear to you I seen him!! deep in the black hills where your words couldn’t reach anyone, I saw him sitting there peacefully, as if nothing ailed the world, I saw a musk dick rider touch grass for the first time

Ugh, such an unmatched melody, a requiem that will pirece my soul till the end of days, the soft crooning of the child deep within the mines echoing up till it reaches me, yelling for their salvation. BUT NAY!! THEY SHALL WORK EVEN MORE!!!!! SEND THEM BBBAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking hate people who shit on spicy food, oh what?? It’s not sweet?? Does the little baby want something nice and sweet?? Does little baby boy want to feel like he’s licking on a big lollipop?? Fuck off

“Hey dude watch this” I begin to sweat “haha yeah dude I loved this check it out” they shove their phone in front of me and force me to watch their mid YouTube video; eyes piercing my soul, observing every crease of my mouth, every shift of my eye

Tweet like the splingo games were real

woke up to Tucker Carlson getting fired and something deeply spiritual within me made me draw this

*Smoking enough spice melange to turn my eyes blue in my moms basement* the trading guild controls CHOAM like it’s SO obvious dude we ALL KNOW

White boys after two weeks on arrakis

“Bait” “Bait” “Soy” “Bait” “Soy” the Researchers look at each other stunned, Jaw agape the assistant turns towards a chalkboard and writes down a tally; 18,000 consecutive correct guesses

There is a massive cave system underneath Washington DC inhabited by squat, pot-bellied dogmen. I lived amongst them. I learned their ways. John Biden forces them to mine for a strange, orange goo that powers the internet. I once loved a female dogman. She is gone now.

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

No one is ready for a quirked up white boy caliph… but when they are lmk…

naming my dog the entire shahada so the vet has to recite it when he calls for me, converting to islam

I was doing face painting at a school event and a boy asked for a zombie, so I pretended not to know what a zombie was as an excuse to draw this

Did paper airplanes exist before airplanes

100ml Omnipaque™ 350 Fan seeing a single dose vial of 5ml Clariscan™ 2.5mmol for the first time: “yeah this reminds me of 100ml Omnipaque™ 350”

Fucking hate my roommate man 🤦‍♂️

Working my 6th shift straight as a peon at McDonald’s for accidentally maxxing out the mc-credit card

just learned about recency bias and its my favorite thing ever