Lucas Parker Marco Mentality: A constant quest to find Polo.

As a Canadian, I hope the Super Bowl ends in a tie. The red team and the white team both worked so hard all year and they're such nice boys.

The The CrossFit Games Open workout 21.2 is just like life: You feel ok through the round of 10s, 20s, and 30s, But then you hit 40 and it's all downhill there.

Don't judge a book by it's cover. Judge it by it's spine.

Why did the ghost get fat? Because he led a cemetery lifestyle.

Vladimir Putin may rescind McDonalds patents to prevent closures. He also placed Russia's FSB head of intelligence under house arrest. These may be the world's biggest "let me see the manager" and "go to your room" bro really went from Kremlin to Karen

.The CrossFit Games heyyy, are y'all gonna address the MASSIVE leaderboard errors with the shuttle sprint Q.F. event?? there's likely hundreds (maybe 1000's?) of ppl who counted wrong and only did half the reps. related: I need +200 points... help me out bruh

yes, definitely avoid those debaucherous places where older men wearing jewelry and bathrobes hand out wine disguised as blood- oh wait

Learn to sprint and you'll never lose a fight in your life. And you'll have amazing glutes.

better yet, call it "Wub" letters should start with the letter that they are.

covid was so bad dat 1 year they forgot to give us a hurricane

if you REALLY want to protect your woman from getting hit by a car, you would keep her in the basement. And NEVER open the door.

rugby.

to ease processing demands & power requirements, I have reduced my New Year's resolution to 640x480

That's not a very kühl thing to do