Any local #darts leagues in #dronfield #sheffield or #chesterfield?

Settling into #Dronfield nicely. Good pubs, a Sainsburys and some quality over 60s skirt. #topbanana

Just picked up some beef paste from Aldi. Will be applied to the wife's torso later and systematically removed using tongue only. #dronfield

If anyone's interested, I have four speedboats in storage which I'm looking to sell. Classic 1987 models. Ex ITV Central property. £2k

GAMBLE, GAMBLE! These words, shouted in the studio like Gregorian chanting monks, will haunt me forever #ITV #Darts

The time it takes for the Bullseye board to revolve is an internationally recognised unit of time. #ITV #Darts #Dronfield

So proud to have been part of a movement which put a speedboat on every council estate in northern England. #socialchange #socialmobility

Many ask me 'did you really give people their bus fare home'? The answer is YES. Amounts based on South Yorkshire Transport's 1986 prices.

@eva_wilt Why thank you!

It was split screen technology which made Bullseye a pioneer of its time #research #development

Bloody Sarah West landlady chasing me for old beer debts. Only been in Dronfield 3 weeks. She's got my card marked.

I've got 50 carriage clocks to shift. 1986 models but still boxed and in full working order. Pick up from #Dronfield only. Make me an offer

On way down to Sarah West Come along and listen to my lovely warm voice. Happy to sign dartboards and bullseye memorabilia #dronfield

Tony Green Well, if you're offering I'd rather have a picture in a red velour track suit holding my jugs #bullyisbest

Tony's at #beerx sampling Britain's finest produce. Its heavy chested women.