I learnt early in life that blackface was wrong, after a misunderstanding where a family friend asked me to be Usher at their wedding.

Why does this sound like the name of a kooky antiques dealer on daytime BBC2?

Piers Morgan’s new show title is refreshingly honest.

Such a great product; the amount of plastic hands I’ve blended since I bought it is unreal.

I think I’d fuck Gordon Ramsay just to see what he’d make me for breakfast.

I just entered @AutoTrader_UK’s monthly️ #ElectricCarGiveaway & you can too! This month’s prize is a Vauxhall Corsa-e worth over £31k! It’s free to enter & you have until 30th September. All information (including Ts&Cs) can be found here: bit.ly/3xDYOHy

“Proclamation number 1: You do not talk about the proclamations...”

If you’re arranging any LGBTQ+ events in America, remember to do it before the leaves turn brown, as Pride comes before the fall.

Mid-week laughter The Blue Bell Easton on Wed Sep 28th with Andrew Bird Simon Bligh Tom Christian and Compere Jack Campbell Ticket details here: funhousecomedy.co.uk/venues/easton-…

ITV are bringing back Gladiators, but surely the names will need to be updated to meet modern moral standards? Jet will have to become Electric Car, Hunter can become Gatherer and Rhino won’t be there as they’re all extinct.

Join us at #CastleInn #CastleDonington on Wed Oct 26th for a night full of laughter with Duncan Oakley Eddy Brimson Tom Christian and Compere Barry Dodds Get your tickets here: funhousecomedy.co.uk/venues/castle-…

Even the sky is showing its support for LGBTQ+ rights in protest of the Qatari World Cup! #QatarWorldCup2022

Come along to #45Live #Kidderminster on Wednesday December 28th fill the gap between Christmas and New Year and join the fun with Eddy Brimson Fiona Allen Tom Christian and Compere @jamesecook get your tickets here: funhousecomedy.co.uk/venues/kidderm…

Join us The Walnut Tree Inn #Blisworth on Thurs Jan 26th for a great night of laughter with Danny Posthill Rob Rouse Tom Christian and Compere Adam Beardsmore get your tickets here: funhousecomedy.co.uk/venues/northam…

Friday night laughter at #MelbourneSportingPartnership next Fri Feb 3rd with Patrick Monahan mrs barbara nice Tom Christian and Compere Harvey Hawkins get your tickets here and come along: funhousecomedy.co.uk/venues/melbour…

Why does this road sign sound like a boxing match line-up?

This Fri Feb 24th we're stamford arts centre for a night full of laughter with Jack Gleadow (As In Meadow) Wilsonsjokes 🧠🤖 Tom Christian and Compere Peter Teckman tickets here: funhousecomedy.co.uk/venues/stamfor…

The years stopped comin’ 😢 bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-…

Need a good laugh? Yeah, us too! That's why we've invited Jack Campbell Edi Johnston and Tom Christian to deliver just that! You'll also be supporting us as we prepare to win the next #GeneralElection! Details for admission and location on the poster.🌹

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