This is the most any living human has ever looked like Peter Griffin

When I make a batch of Meyer lemon Madelines and nobody saves me one

There is a whole other side of twitter we have no idea about

My political views are whatever this is

Tim "we have no investors" Pool

I think a lady just tried to cut me in line and play it off as if she’s been there the whole time

SHE ATE PART OF IT?

Metal

this is literally succession

andrew, have you noticed you kind of dress like her?

Me and the boys after society has collapsed

did anyone do this yet

I told him that photo would come back to haunt him.