Manny Pacquiao I'm calling you out let's fight May 5th and give the world what they want to see.

What DOES Wenger see in Ramsey? A complete and utter liability. #Arsenal

'All boys are the same' oh, yeah because Gok Wan, Hitler and Eminem have loads in common.

Just showed the old man the #shazam app. Totally bamboozled by modern technology!

Campus 14 1, Toby 0. #neverfeltworse

That awkward moment when you're in 1st place in Mario Kart, then suddenly something hits you and boom! 8th place

Why is Figo being so retarded trying to open these champs league balls #onetrickpony

First picture today of Harry Redknapp and his car window!

Delighted I forgot to put an accumulator on today! #wouldhavedonemydough

At the #NFL with @jfwr01

“Marina Hyde: Qatar, slavery, and why Fifa reckons democracy gets in the way of organising a WC bit.ly/15QIyi4” < Superb! Must read.

Arsene Wenger!

Cruising in the range rover

Looking forward for a big session with Josh Plummer and Omar Amin tonight! Good luck with interview Omar Amin !

@NikNaidoo right where we belong! Time to celebrate... #fez?

Friday morning McLaren checking out the MTC

Hey, Cristiano, Pepe and Coentrao: i am happy to see you in brazil

The greatest striker the prem has ever seen on the Sky Sports panel tonight! #Thierry #Legend