When the host skips me after waiting 4 months for a table

Managers: Let’s make sure we all help each other. Also the manager during a rush:

I really hated that none of those wild stories happened to me as a waitress 🙄 Server_Life

I love saying “here’s the check but no rush!!!” when I absolutely positively would do a cartwheel if u rushed out rn Server_Life

New guy: why do you keep getting all the good tables? Me:

"Can you multi-task?" Ya, I'm actually losing my mind and chilling at the same time. One of my greatest talents.

Very cool to include the Cheesecake Factory menu in this special ceremony.

Literally every guest five minutes after ordering

Manager during a shift change: can you stay a bit longer? Me:

I’m still laughing at this