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Awarding those outstanding conspiracy theorists who assure the rest of us that we are, at least, relatively sane. Proudly blocked by Dilbert and Deuce Bigalow.

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Okay, bear moves on to Round Two. Now time for the next matchup:

Women, would you rather be alone in a forest with an alpaca or a tapir?

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MeidasTouch(@MeidasTouch) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“What emerged in two interviews with Trump, and conversations with more than a dozen of his closest advisers and confidants, were the outlines of an imperial presidency that would reshape America and its role in the world. To carry out a deportation operation designed to remove…

“What emerged in two interviews with Trump, and conversations with more than a dozen of his closest advisers and confidants, were the outlines of an imperial presidency that would reshape America and its role in the world. To carry out a deportation operation designed to remove…
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝(@SundaeDivine) 's Twitter Profile Photo

As Kristi Noem will tell you, out on the frontier, life is hard. If you want to put your dog down, you have two choices: do it yourself or take him to a veteran Aryan.

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Atheist Girl(@iamAtheistGirl) 's Twitter Profile Photo

as bad as i feel for the people who were affected by the tornadoes there is one very simple fact that remains

they vast majority of them hate “socialism” and vote against their best interests every chance they get

only when they are directly affected and even then they will…

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Seeing a lot of news about how the NFL is allowing players to wear guardian caps and the amount of reactions of people demanding that players put their lives in jeopardy for the sake of entertainment makes me think hunanity was a bad idea.

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Gotta love the irony of someone with 'WWG1WGA' on his bio trying to make comments about someone else's intelligence.

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Adam Rifkin 🐼🌻(@ifindkarma) 's Twitter Profile Photo

REPORTER: “Do you agree with your lawyers that you could not be prosecuted if you ordered Seal Team 6 to kill a political opponent?”

DONALD TRUMP: “A president has to have immunity.”

So… Trump believes that he can kill.

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It's amazing that the same people who believe that 'chemtrails' are real will ignore the very real greenhouse gases emitted by aircraft and the equally real effect of CO₂ on climate.

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Hound Dog, by Kristi Noem:

You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Cryin' all the time
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Cryin' all the time
Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit...
𝘽𝙇𝘼𝙈

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Alejandra Caraballo(@Esqueer_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Columbus Police exactly one year ago when dealing with armed neo nazis vs today when dealing with college protesters.

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Channa Prakash(@AgBioWorld) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Golden Rice ban in Phillipines is a travesty of justice! I have been warning about Greenpeace International and the ragtag activists for the past 20 years. Here, my petition against the destruction of golden rice field trials covered by Science, Space & Robots from AAAS in 2013
science.org/content/articl…

Golden Rice ban in Phillipines is a travesty of justice! I have been warning about @Greenpeace and the ragtag activists for the past 20 years. Here, my petition against the destruction of golden rice field trials covered by @science from @aaas in 2013 science.org/content/articl…
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