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Cynical Optimist

@timchamberlain

I've got all the answers to the questions nobody's asked.

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calendar_today15-03-2009 17:34:58

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Dear Peacock Please list "tuck, pike, or straight" in the diving graphic shown before a diver makes their attempt. It is important. Sincerely, Diving Fans Everywhere

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My gay coworker just told the new girl he wants to live "bicuriously" through her romantic life instead of 'vicariously" and I needed to share that with someone.

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Since the The Denver Post is trending everyone should look up the hedge fund Alden Global Capital. They acquired the post and systematically dismantled the paper in the name of short term profit gains through cost cutting.

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We were told to go to college in order to be able to afford a home only to be unable to afford a home because we went to college. #studentloans

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Each one of these has been playing on repeat in my car. If you haven't yet, make some time to check out what andrew has been cooking up.