there is just no reason for a podcast to have a theme that goes this hard

Hilarious next move after ripping a guy’s shoe off during a tackle

A very Ticket-friendly halftime score.

“He dropped it in the bucket!”🏈➡️🪣

Cowboys fans we have a “serial kicker” on the loose in Dallas. Postgame with the former software engineer who took a tongue in cheek vote of confidence from his wife while watching RedZone straight to the NFL. Research notes: Brandon Aubrey made a 64-yard FG as time expired

Don’t tell Jerry about this.

.UNT Football really hit the Stone Cold celly 😂

The Mean Green Stone Cold celly hits different on a Saturday morning

with a long sip of scotch and lingering puff of his cigar, Mike McCarthy clicks off the tv, smiles quietly to himself, and wonders what’s for dinner

After Russell Wilson threw for 450 yards against us, we’re now watching Caleb Williams set career highs. #Cowboys

Hey buddy this is all your fault

“Walking in a winter wond….” Wait. That’s hail! 😳 Denton County took a beating this evening. Copious amounts of hail fell in this neighborhood when the storm passed over, piling the stones up along the front porch of this home.

There is a reason every team wanted to hire Ben Johnson. There is a reason only the Cowboys wanted to hire Brian Schottenheimer. For D Magazine dmagazine.com/sports/2025/09…

“Will it be sadder if we only score 2?” - Dan McDowell 🤔 #Cowboys #GBvsDAL

Jake Oettinger wins his 150th game in the NHL. No American born goalie has reached that plateau in fewer games (253)

Sal in South Philly and the Touchdown Brothers are gonna team up to fight all the Turtles in the parking lot after this game. #PHIvsNYG #YousTwosGuys

Jerry’s Defense is setting records every week—for the other team. #Cowboys

From ESPN Research: Since starts were first tracked in 1950, Dak Prescott is the 1st QB to have 11 or more Pass TD/Rush TD, 0 turnovers and a non-winning record over a 3-start span.

Despite playing for an owner who sabotages his own team, Dak is still setting records. #Cowboys

“Everybody has got the same thing. Every team that comes in here has the same issues.” - Jerry Jones (Nov. 10, 2024)