Simon Hooper... Two tactical fouls from Liverpool FC no attempt to play the ball and Simon the Sword does nothing about it. Some things never change #SimonTheSword

Work that one out #RealMadrid #ManCity #UCL UEFA Champions League

Do you no longer get a booking for kicking the ball away PGMO? #NEWBHA

The comeback is always greater than the setback Stephen Bunting #Darts #Sport #Comeback

Egypt stats (11 days) Weight gained 1 Stone Coolboxes seen 2465 Hawawshi eaten 76 Tuk-Tuks taken 15.25 Summers coolers drunk 67 Basboosa eaten 143 Markers laid down 53 Clouds seen 6 Swords seen 2 Famous people met Ramy Ashour Days enjoyed 11 #Egypt ElGouna Squash

Well that was quite good #BarçaInter #BoxOffice

Great to see Andy Madley letting his hair down and giving out a few bookings towards the end of the season. #MNF

PSG

Birmingham fan trying to fight the Ipswich players on the first game of the season. The game is so back. 😂

That is what the Premier League is all about. Great to see so much passion and fight on display #NEWLIV #MNF #Drama

Tenerife stats (7 days) Weight gained 0.6 stone Hours of padel played 8 Coolboxes seen 1778 Slices of Pizza eaten 89 Ciders sunk 62 Frangollo eaten 47 Siam Park rides completed 18 (including the big slide) Clouds seen 8 Hours of sport watched 27 Days enjoyed 7 #Tenerife

So glad Buendia scored that winner after listening to Martin Keown talk utter gobbledegook for 90 mins #Sword

2025 Stats Coolboxes seen 43869 Days I had a Coolbox 37 Word of the year - Sword Hours of sport played 774 (410 Squash, 194 Padel, 166 Racketball, 2 Football, 2 Tennis Holidays 3 Ciders drunk 448 Domino's Pizza eaten 59 Engagements 1 Did I enjoy 2025 - Yes Until next time #2k25

Absolutely BOX OFFICE PDC Darts #lovethedarts

Good atmosphere for the rugby at the Griffin Hammond today, will go again. #March

We will be there for third year in a row 🤩 Thomas Hunt @paolofrosdick

Did Tottenham Hotspur really sack Big Ange for this. The grass isn't always greener. Not good to see.

Egypt stats (7 days) Weight gained 3 pounds (Record low, non all-inclusive stay) Coolboxes seen 1797 Tuk-Tuks taken 14 Tuk-Tuk crashes 1 Hours of squash watched 49 Sakara's drunk 43 Burgers eaten 17 Clouds seen 8 Famous people met Ali Farag Days enjoyed 7 #Egypt ElGouna Squash