It wasn’t a fair catch

Our happy little accident, Fool's Gold, returns to our taps on Friday!

“When life gives you lemons...” or more specifically, “when you accidentally leave a valve open and mix Lager Con Chiles into your Capital Gold...” you best get to making lemonade.

This rare footage of Willie Mays playing stickball in NYC is so cool. 👏

Happy birthday to the Say Hey Kid!

Notable Programs With More Draft Picks Than Nebraska:

Thank you Brad Edwards and the Local 5 Weather team for your ongoing attention and updates to the storms!
I know it’s a long and late night for you but I appreciate your commitment to keeping Central Iowans safe!

To reiterate the importance of Local 5 Weather, WHO 13 Weather, and KCCI Weather preempting their programming; IT SAVES LIVES.
Thank you to all the meteorology teams for staying live and keeping everyone in Central Iowa safe and informed.

Praying for all those affected by the tornadoes across Nebraska and Iowa today.
Confirmed radar indicated tornado just southeast of Des Moines!
Hope everyone is safe🙏🏻

Not me fan girling over Caitlin Clark’s mom being on my flight home to Des Moines. 🥲

Big news! Freeman's Dallas HQ has received not one, but TWO prestigious certifications: LEED Silver and WELL! We're proud to demonstrate that Sustainability and employee wellbeing are at the core of who we are at Freeman, and we are so excited for this achievement!

Oh my bad I thought EOD stood for End of Da-Month. Sending asap.

Calls corporate travel agent…
CTA: Oh so AA already moved you to a new flight
Me: yeah well I didn’t ask them to do that & they moved me but now the flights cancelled
CTA: yeah we can’t do anything but book you a new flight for $$$$
Me: well I’m so happy I have you here for me

original founder of the tortured poets department

y'know, this isn't wrong

Not even making a Kate Martin one available

Guess the aces hate free money

Name a role you think was perfectly cast.

I could have sworn she said it was called The Tortured Muppets Department. I listened to the whole album and not one Kermit the Frog or Ms. Piggy song.

The Muppets Muppet History

Everytime I look at my flawed 4.92 Uber score I’m reminded how Andy Lawler took away my perfect ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️