Someone’s coked off their tiny little nut!

Five things that would cost you less than what Rishi Sunak is spending to send one person to Rwanda 👇

Happy Turkish Bloke Day!

George was born in Cappadocia (Turkey) and died in Palestine 🇵🇸

He never even visited England.

Best not tell the flag shaggers!

Well, that’s the best thing I’ve ever seen 🤣🤣👏

Don’t let facts get in the way of a shit story eh, Cuntservatives? #FuckTheTories

It takes a special kind of cunt to be the son of immigrants, and then want to not afford the future that both he and his parents were given.

Hi unelected Prime Minister. FUCK OFF!

Happy birthday Robert Smith

SUNAK… Over elevated, unelected, self installed Tory PM Rat Boy has the fucking audacity to accuse the British public of having a sick note culture… whilst presiding over the sickest pack of fuck wits ever installed & crammed into the shithole of Westminster! #PMSunak #Ratboy

Good luck & all that jazz to anyone running the marathon, however if it hampers me leaving London later I will be emulating my fave Scouse icon

Every farm activity sounds like an indie band from 2008

Job Seekers allowance is £71.70 a week.

Rishi Sunak reckons that people out there are living lives of luxury on that.

He spends £1500 on his shoes, £5000 on his suits, and £80,000 a week on his helicopter.

It would last him less than 15 minutes.

A driver waits while watching a woodcock finish crossing the road. 😂

Caroline Lucas of the Green Party reckons that Water needs to be Renationalised.

RT if you know it has to be.

This cover by The DMA’s is absolutely stunning

One of the best covers your ever see
👏🏼

Painfully accurate

The Icon of the Seas, the largest cruise ship in the world holds 5,610 in hotel luxury.

The Bibby Stockholm holds 220, or 4000 if you squash them in.

They both cost £1.6bn, one to buy, the other to rent for 2 years.

The corruption and grift is insane.

Jail these crooks.

My new plan for people on benefits:

Man who’s never been depressed tells people with depression they should still be able to work. I couldn’t get out of bed, you absolute prick Rishi Sunak what planet do you live on? #fuckthetories

“..and after a lengthy discussion of our manifesto pledges, I suddenly realised it was 3am. At this point I tried to call an Uber but accidentally phoned a pensioner and demanded £6,500…”