Walmart is a trip.

Love = kindness, compassion, gratitude

I’ve never been a natural, all I do is try, try, try

I love Halloween because “overkill” is on theme.

Me: Mom, I’m going to change the world. Mom: Wellllll, maybe not the wholee world. Fucking challenge accepted, Mother.

“Can’t go home again, Need someone to numb pain” - Tove Lo Have you tried food, though?

Hey Siri, what’s that thing on people’s face and do I need it? Dr. Dennis Gross #SpectraLiteFaceWarePro

Are we falling in love or am I falling into a Sex and the City episode?

I’m expected to know why I do the things I do? #mindfck

I have the fortitude to stick with a 10 year revenge/redemption scheme but lack the patience to stand in a five minute line.

If you want something done right, pay for it yourself. #NeighbourhoodAssociationSocialChair

Mid-snuggle: “Move your head, you’re flattening my new cheekbone”

Maybe I’m not crazy, maybe I’m just so accustomed to excepting less than I deserve, and that is crazy-making

At the Benjamin Moore store and an older gentleman, speaking to the cashier, referred to me as “young lady” *still got it*

Brain: Realizes eating ice cream b/c feeling lonely Brain: *no! turn to drugs!*

“I’ll deal with it later.” -Famous Last Words

“When a fuckboy shows you who they are, believe them the first time.” Maya Angelou

The Princess and the Pea is the first recorded case of #HSPD.

Maybe mean girls are just pretty girls with opinions people listen to?

Journaling is lame I do have a notebook where I record my thoughts and feelings to share with my therapist, though