Good morning, fellow denizens of the Internet. I would like to address the recent rumors that I, Dreamweasel, have been unwittingly recruited by the Russian government to spread their nefarious and subversive propaganda. I assure you that nothing could be further from the truth.

my sister chelsey & her boyfriend were hit on their motorcycle by a drunk off duty cop in my hometown of springfield illinois. the cops at the scene turned off their body cams and fed the drunk officer water and gum to sober him up for 6+ hours & only gave him a traffic ticket

So far on Truth Social today, Trump has pitched Hulk Hogan’s new beer and wished the Virgin Mary a Happy Birthday. But media doesn’t want to have a discussion about whether he is seriously mentally ill.

In 2020, Trump began saying the election would be stolen months BEFORE the actual election. He began his “stolen election” lie months BEFORE the election. Why? Because he wanted his supporters to NEVER accept his loss, and he wanted there to be great unrest & violence in America

Wiggly ears..🐈😍

The best summation of what the Electoral College is. It’s archaic and needs to go.

I just want to state clearly again that it is truly insane that we're having a debate to decide who is the best person to lead our nation. One of the people in the debate tried to overthrow our government. What are we even doing here?

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Asbestos is back on the menu, boys!

Trump's rant yesterday re immigration ("Getting them out will be a bloody story") is a red-lights-flashing, sirens-blaring warning of his Sadistic Personality Disorder. Trump derives pleasure from other people's pain (both emotional and physical pain) and death. We must prevent

There are nearly 12,000 school board seats up for election this November. The decisions your school board makes could affect your community, and the nation, for decades to come. Just one more reason to make sure you vote all the way down the ballot.

Today's Ukrainian cat---after escaping a Russian attack in her home town, this little girl and her cat were lucky to get a ride to safety with the Ukrainian Railways. They also got a ham-and-cheese sandwich that they both seemed to like. Photo: Ukrainian railways || Укрзалізниця

Chinese AI powered smart car goes out of control after being rear ended

Kamala Harris’s biggest challenge Tuesday night: It’s really, really, really tough to debate someone who lies every time he opens his mouth. It just is. And she’s gotta do her best to call him out over & over on a few of his biggest lies. And I hope she does.

All these years later, Evander Holyfield is still missing the piece of the ear Mike Tyson bit off. Probably just not as fast a healer as Trump.

Benny Johnson and Tim Pool made over $5M by spreading Russian propaganda. But they have no idea how $5M wound up in their bank accounts. If $10 landed in my bank account, I would notice.