So grateful we're in cold brew season. #blessed

*puts on automatic out of office reply and then continues to work for another 4 hours* #freelance

Kinda sick of all the "ladies" walking boots having pink all over them.

Need to remind myself that sometimes anxiety is just hunger and I can sort that real quick.

And sometimes anxiety is anxiety and you need to spend 5 hours pulling up weeds in the garden to feel like a human being again...

Let's normalise asking people if they want to be hugged and then not acting affronted if they say no. #pleasedonttouchme

I love the album but I think The Garage Glasgow could do with updating this banner.....

My 5 year plan is to hang out with my friends and tell them i love them

Why do I get such a weird sense of fear and excitement when I have a new book to start....?

My odd take on the Try Guys scandal that no one asked for: Their branding is going to look SIGNIFICANTLY better without the red/pink. Just sayin’ 👀 💙💚💜 #tryguys

Taking a break to eat whilst working is dangerous because who knows if i'll ever get the focus back to continue working... but also if I don't eat I will spiral into doom and that won't help the productivity either...

I like that after almost 20 years of 'dancing it out' Meredith Grey still doesn't know how to dance.

Fucking IMAGINE being a Modern Studies teacher right now. There's just too much Modern for the available Studies time.

There are no words to describe this utter shambles adequately. It’s beyond hyperbole - & parody. Reality tho is that ordinary people are paying the price. The interests of the Tory party should concern no-one right now. A General Election is now a democratic imperative.

It’s so weird how some people like to go to bed “on time” and miss out on all these free midnight hours.

Listen, my ability to be this chaotic *and* functional is an art form, honed over many years of fuck ups.

I’d love to see Miley Cyrus live. I’d also love to see Demi Lavato. Think I’d cry.

Someone make a "How It Would Have Ended" series, where creators drink and explain how their canceled series would have ended, and we get to watch actors play out the roles in someone's backyard or whatever

Sometimes I remember being at a party and talking for 45 minutes with a smart young person about fame and ambition and the challenges of not being seen as a person and then after the party Sarah was like, "What did you and [one of the world's most famous people] talk about?" And