Christina Olsen. The Firestarter. One half of the stupidest named tag teams in the business today. Over rated as hell too. To put it all into a single word?

SHUT UP IDIOTS! Cait Flanagan AND I DON’T EVEN WORK ON THIS BULLSHIT B SHOW! WE WEREN’T PROPERLY RESTED. THOSE GUYS WE FOUGHT WERE OBVIOUSLY MANIPULATING THE MATCH IN THEIR FAVOR! We’re still champs, Meltdown sucks, and fuck the Yokohama Murder Crew.

Whatever you say, Slinky and Tofu.

Anybody who boos you is just a ducking idiot. Let’s be honest here.