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TheWizardOfIce

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Don’t get Bond wrong and we may get along. My Tweets have been liked by Ricky Gervais, George Lazenby & Robin Askwith. James Bond ‘Expert’

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Soaking up some #MissionImpossible vibes at Burj Khalifa on the way to the IMAX for Final Reckoning. Support @tomcruise and his quest to save #cinema folks 🎦

Soaking up some #MissionImpossible vibes at Burj Khalifa on the way to the IMAX for Final Reckoning.

Support @tomcruise and his quest to save #cinema folks 🎦
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When Top Gun: Maverick dropped there was talk of Tom Cruise saving cinema. With the plane scene in Final Reckoning he brings action cinema full circle, evoking daredevils such as Keaton & Lloyd and breaking free of the CGI shackles that choke excitement. Tom Cruise IS #cinema!

When Top Gun: Maverick dropped there was talk of <a href="/TomCruise/">Tom Cruise</a> saving cinema.

With the plane scene in Final Reckoning he brings action cinema full circle, evoking daredevils such as Keaton &amp; Lloyd and breaking free of the CGI shackles that choke excitement.

Tom Cruise IS #cinema!
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Both are long,cumbersomely written, with shoehorned retconning of the whole series whilst unconvincingly trying to layer on dramatic heft. But where one starts well and then goes downhill to the series nadir, the other starts (very) slowly but builds to truly staggering #cinema.

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It’s finally on! VaingloriousDC has discovered fellow loons Nico & Luis😱 In the red corner: A Craig stalker who posts about him 50 times a day. In the blue corner: Two Brosnan obsessives who despise Craig so much they deny the existence of his era. Whoever wins we all lose.

It’s finally on!

<a href="/VaingloriousDC/">VaingloriousDC</a> has discovered fellow loons Nico &amp; Luis😱

In the red corner: A Craig stalker who posts about him 50 times a day.

In the blue corner: Two Brosnan obsessives who despise Craig so much they deny the existence of his era.

Whoever wins we all lose.
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Have you ever seen a more pitiful spectacle than this? I’m reminded of Saddam parading our pilots in front of the cameras. Blink twice if Big Jim is treating you according to the Geneva Convention lads.

Have you ever seen a more pitiful spectacle than this?

I’m reminded of Saddam parading our pilots in front of the cameras.

Blink twice if Big Jim is treating you according to the Geneva Convention lads.
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People banging on about #MissionImpossible raising the bar in terms of spectacle? This was peak #cinema. Absolute edge of the seat stuff.

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Just having breakfast and I saw this on the inside of the lid on my jar of strawberry jam. tiptree is this a deliberate reference to From Russia With Love where Fleming tells us Bond has your strawberry jam for breakfast every morning?

Just having breakfast and I saw this on the inside of the lid on my jar of strawberry jam.

<a href="/tiptree/">tiptree</a> is this a deliberate reference to From Russia With Love where Fleming tells us Bond has your strawberry jam for breakfast every morning?
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Chow Yun Fat, Stephen Chow, Donnie Yen, John Woo, Chris Patten, Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee can you hear me? Your boys took one hell of a beating! #ManUtdAreBack!!!

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Another fare dodger running through the barriers without paying Robert Jenrick! Sadiq Khan, TfL & Metropolitan Police how about you get your fingers out and crack down on shameless criminals like this? x.com/robertjenrick/…

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Ultimately this is what the ‘Golden Bullet Awards’ are really all about folks. The great and the good flaunting their wealth and slapping each other on the back whilst necking Bolly like peak Joanna Lumley in AbFab. #GetTheWatchIn

Ultimately this is what the ‘Golden Bullet Awards’ are really all about folks.

The great and the good flaunting their wealth and slapping each other on the back whilst necking Bolly like peak Joanna Lumley in AbFab.

#GetTheWatchIn