but what if the man is summoning the bears because some kids called him bald

Mind you

Adding this to my talks with the title 'Language is hard, and AI is far from learning it'

marc chagall (obsessed with goats): i wonder what our most beloved and revered leader looked like

Uh oh

Trilingual Bible written in a Yemeni style, with the text of Exodus in Hebrew, Aramaic, and Arabic. Each verse begins with the original Hebrew, followed by the Aramaic of Targum Onqelos, then a translation in Judaeo-Arabic. Ca. 13th-14th century. #Manuscript #medievaltwitter

wow they really are everywhere huh

Alison Bechdel needs a gun

I could listen to my wife talk aimlessly for the rest of eternity, until the sun burns itself out, until the heavens fall from the sky, and not even notice a minute had passed

In Australia, a lot of things can kill you. But one group of killers is not like the others.

Deaths caused per year:

🕷️0
🦘 0.02
🪼0.5
🐊 2
🐍 3
🦈 4
🧔🏻‍♂️ 215

This psychosis has its own wikipedia page.

I try not to dunk on stuff like this too much, but it shows a disrespect for Judaism that bothers me. I’ve seen plenty of anti-Zionism and criticism of Israel from a Jewish perspective that engaged deeply with Judaism. This is just using it for aesthetics.

i’m sorry official manischewitz brand but i do NOT eat jarred gefilte fish

baby name groups are so funny bc people will shit on marginally bad baby names but then consistently suggest the worst baby names you’ve ever heard

the problem is we let chronically online people be in charge of too many things and they didn’t have any irl friends to bully the cringe out of them

devastating: my girlfriend is working from
home today and says me sharing my every thought with her is too distracting 😔