Well, I'm following this guy immediately! x.com/lizardrumsfeld…

What the hell happened in the boardroom?! Is that guy ok? #TheApprentice

Hackney Wick-based immersive set design studio Darling & Edge has opened a new drinking and dining destination in London. ow.ly/nRis30pTETd #newbars #Londonbars #cocktails #Waterloo

Just this - The National

You can listen to The National and not realise that the stories are about you- But then you hear Vanderlye which means nothing at all and you understand everything. Only then does it all become clear...

This is not normal.

When I first became a Conservative activist, Michael Heseltine, Ken Clarke and Chris Patten were senior Cabinet Ministers. John Major was Leader of the Party. Some years later, I am running as an Independent. All four have endorsed me. Shows how much the Party has changed.

Boris Johnson says we can't have free ports (or tax-free zones) at the moment. That's not correct - there are over 80 free ports across the EU and the UK had them until 2012 bbc.co.uk/news/uk-488682… #BBCDebate #GE2019

Right as it's Christmas next week!! It's time for all those terrible jokes inside the crackers! RT this tweet, an comment your best Joke and I will pick the best one tonight! The best Joke gets £50! I will transfer £50 straight into your account!! Let the Bad jokes comense!🤣🤣🎄

BOSH!! Merry Christmas you shlaggggggs xxx

I’m going to give someone random who RETWEETS this tweet £50 because it's nearly the end of an amazing year and I feel like being nice! (you have to be following me so I can dm you and get ya bank details to transfer if you win) #BOSH #2019

Warning: This may be too sexy for some viewers, watch at your own peril 🔥🔥🔥

Now we cross over to Stacey and Tracey for their take on life post-Brexit

Sunak is very impressive. He seems to be right across his brief and to have given this a lot of very serious thought. He's communicating complicated ideas clearly and concisely. The devil will be in the detail but he makes quite the contrast with the bloke standing next to him.

Quite a week to be covering for Nick Ferrari Thanks for being there for it. Appropriately enough,the latest #Session podcast is on the theory that every decision we take is motivated by the inherent understanding that we will all, one day, stop… podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the…

Hats off to the person responsible. Annoyed English teachers can be pretty fearsome.

Write an article about Meghan Markle? 😂🎾

FM - 7 Days to go In the spirit of doing everything absolutely wrong and backwards, here is a sneak listen to 'What A Waste' one of the many classic songs from my album '1985'. #FM #album #countdown #ryanadams instagram.com/p/CgEDfMLA3Y6/

This is Brexit

Happy #Halloween Weekend #Manchester. We hope you have a spook-tastic day full of #gin. Lots of delicious treats awaits for you today Atlas Bar 🎃🕷🕸🍸🧡