I've been told by the doctor to avoid stress.... Cheers Liverpool #NEWLIV

Newcastle fans cost their club today. They created a hostile atmosphere that their players played up to. They tried kicking Liverpool players for 10mins & then threw themselves to the ground. Yes they were the better team, but they also played with emotion & not to win. #NEWLIV

Stan Collymore Remind you of anything Stan?

For over a week we were told how Joelinton was this hard man who was going to break our players. Never in his career has Joelinton been a hard man. But he went out there & cosplayed as one. He broke himself. That's it. He broke himself. Soft lad. #NEWLIV

Yep we deserved very little. Yep, Newcastle had the better chances. Yep, the Geordies tried to create a hostile atmosphere. Yep, the Newcastle players tried to rough us up. But we came to play football, they came to play the occasion. The occasion was too big for them. #NEWLIV

Breaking! 🚨🔥 Get on this! Ruben Amorim has claimed he can be as successful as Tommy Docherty in 1974!

The greatest dodge in football is our board telling Rubin Amorim to fk off and hiring Slot. The red flags were there for all to see when he tried to play us off against West Ham. That and the fact that he doesn't understand his outdated brand of football is shit.

Coming soon to Netflix is the brand new sitcom 'Theatre of Dreams' starring Robin Amoron as a deadbeat manager of a failing corporate giant owned by Sir Jim Ratscrooge. Supporting characters are said to he hilarious. Rumours say it's been written by Ricky Gervais.

After signing Hincapie. Arsenal will have spent more than Liverpool. Liverpool have also recouped nearly £200m while Arsenal is only £35m. Arteta's spending will hit £1b by Monday.

Just remember while Newcastle are gobbing off about finances & it not being fair they were biggest spenders in the Premier League in 95/96, 96/97 & 97/98. They had money and could have been a super power but blew it. Now they're blaming everyone else.

Grimsby!

A scientist took a sample of my stools. He revealed to me a few days later that my shit could manage united better than Amorim... I refused to release it to United for the sake of football!

I have no issues with all thos 'patriots' (Greek word) putting up those 'made in China' flags representing the Turk St. George. A flag adopted by Richard I 800 years ago, who died during the Crusades, which ended as an expensive failure! Cleaning up after would be more useful

Noel Gallagher really has his head firmly up his own arse. Definitely Maybe was a very good album, but massively overrated like Oasis. Being popular doesn't make you great. Dookie, Pure, Polythene, Tellin' Stories all better 90s albums without the pretence loudersound.com/bands-artists/…

If one of those flags put on a bridge over a motorway comes lose and lands on a car windscreen, causes and accident and results in fatalities... What then? There are genuine morons putting these flags up half arsed without thinking of the repercussions.

This is how the spread of misinformation happens. A kid is arrested at Stamford Bridge, turns out he was in costume and off to comic con. Tommy Robinson, a so called journalist, then makes up some shit and his arse lickers repeat it as fact.

At 45, I never thought I'd see someone tweet that bread was woke... It's not even satire or sarcastic. It's embarrassing that a 41 year old would even think 'bread is woke' let alone tweet it. Worse is the frothy mouth brigade agreeing. You can buy 'normal' bread anywhere.

I've never seen so many Arsenal fans going in to this game so confident. Yes it took a wonder goal. But sorry, they never really threatened for 90 mins. It's like the stud who brags with a six pack but has a little willy. #LIVASR

I said to my wife, who's a Gonner. There's no way Szoboszlai is scoring, let alone taking a shot! I got that wrong

This is interesting. Luke Edwards is basically accusing Isak of match fixing. The Telegraph at what point do you question the integrity of a supposed sports journalist, who has labelled fans as simpletons and worse and now accuses a footballer of implied match fixing?