Who is heading to this premiere in SF on Thursday?

Shoutout to all of the SEs who've answered every single, slightly technical question a prospect has ever asked me... and for inspiring me with irrelevant Tom Brady quotes 🙏 Sales Are Dope Premieres next Thursday 4/13!

Just spent my Saturday morning binge watching (S.A.D.) Sales are Dope and it was time well spent. Props to Ross Pomerantz Ben Gould Bravado Scratchpad and everybody who played a part in putting it together. Laughs we all needed. youtube.com/playlist?list=…

That little nervous sick feeling before you go out and rage in your 30s

When your coworker becomes AI… #Ai #Comedy

For this week, we have The King of SADNESS himself Ross Pomerantz on: - Building a 750K person following off tech sales humor - The nitty gritty of A+ content creation - When to let go of Corporate Bro As good of a podcast guest as he is bad at fantasy football, listen here:

Most product launch videos suck. We tried something different - thoughts?

If a deal isn't in the CRM does it even exist? #mondaysalesCRM #GhostDeal monday.com

Whelp, i guess Ross Pomerantz is allowed at Salesforce and Dreamforce now. Couldn’t keep him out forever. See you at #DF23. linkedin.com/feed/update/ur…

Every Keynote Speech in 2023

Check out this crazy cold call re-enacted by yours truly. #salestips #coldcalls #comedy

As you all heard, Sam Altman is out as OpenAI’s CEO. While Mira Murati ruled brilliantly for nearly 24 hours, the Open AI board made swift moves to replace her with a more permanent CEO, Sam AltAI. #OpenAI #SamAltman #Comedy #CorporateBro

Deep in the throes of Q4, a Sales Manager always stays empathetic.

Empathy. Accountability. Stock Price. Pick one but it can’t be either of the first two. #Corporate #Layoffs #tbt

Crazy I’ve been here two years! #worklife #workanniversary #comedy

Salespeople be like

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In Vietnam, people believed that a solar eclipse was caused by a giant frog devouring the Sun, while Norse cultures blamed wolves for eating the Sun. Whatever it is, if it wants to eat me as well I’m down cuz I’m sick of updating Salesforce. #eclipse #corporate #9to5 #TakeMeAway

“Yeah it’s cool I’m a field rep so I have to travel a lot for work.” #WorkTravel #Corporate #9to5

The lifecycle of a new job #dreamjob #orwait #ohno #9to5