You work 8 hours to live 4. You work 6 days to enjoy 1. You work 8 hours to eat in 15 minutes. You work 8 hours and sleep 5. You work all year just to take a week or two vacation. You work all your life to retire in old age, and contemplate only your last breaths. Eventually you

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system real eyes realize real lies

YOU ARE LIVING IN A STOLEN WORLD. Let me put together everything you’ve learned so far. There was an empire. It spanned every continent. It had free energy. It had healing technology. It had architecture that modern engineers cannot replicate. It had a global transportation

There is no outerspace and nobody can leave earth, it’s physically impossible to go outside of earth

While I do believe in dinosaurs this entire meme has me questioning things.

ngl she nailed it! 🤣

Just waiting on the birth of bacon

Unknown Entity BACONCHRI$T

Reminder for all young parents: You only get: - 1 Summer with your baby - 3 with your toddler - 9 with your child - 5 with your teenager This time is precious. Don’t rush it.

throwing trash out your window while driving automatically puts you at the bottom of the totem pole for humanity ultimate loser behavior

can someone please help me, i’m still at the fyre festival.

This fake moon mission is truly a blessing in disguise. I underestimated how much positive would come from them actually trying to fake it again. This could potentially end NASA’s credibility for good. I can think of way better things to do with their $25 billion annual budget.

En 1969 tardaron, supuestamente, 3 días y 3 horas en llegar a la Luna. En 2026, 6 días... 🌚

Artemis II has now reached its maximum distance from Earth without leaving the Hollywood basement.

Next year Pfizer is dropping a new Lyme Disease vaccine. Pay attention to how many more tics we see over the next 12 months. We’re already noticing this with my 5 dogs, & they’ve NEVER been an issue before. Just watch.

My therapist told me, “Women who grew up in broken and dysfunctional homes don’t always have big dreams. They only dream of having a home no one can take away and a person who won’t abandon them.”

One thing that confused me about Planet of the Apes—they never explain how the Statue of Liberty ended up all the way on the ape planet.

Trump saying Brigette Macron is beautiful is all the evidence you need that he will lie about literally anything.

LMAOOOO brilliant work JP Sears and Alex Jones. Alex failed BIGLY.