"There are two things important in politics. The first one is money, and I can't remember what the second is. #citizen-united

"You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog." Harry S. Truman #beauthedog

"Be thankful we are not getting all the government we're paying for." Will Rogers

Hayden Panettiere Donald Oresman Ok Hayden he looks like he puts out good stuff. Im going on your word so, pressures on you to deliver lets go!!

"God is love, but get it in writing" -- Gypsy Rose Lee (1911-1970).

Advice to husbands: "If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen" -- Anonymous.

Thanks Hayden Panettiere, this one's for you! "He couldn't dip his hand in the Hudson without knocking over the Palisades" -- Wilson Mizner.

"Try again. Fail again. Fail better" -- Samuel Beckett (1905 - 1989).

"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going because you might not get there" -- Yogi Berra (1925- ).

"When told someone was very nice to her inferiors, a colleague said, 'Where does she find them?' " -- Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967).

Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751-1816) on a Parliament foe: "He resorts to his memory for his jokes and to his imagination for his facts."

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an an exception." -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977).

"Anything processed by memory is fiction." -- Wright Morris (1920 - 1998).

When asked how many husbands she had, Peggy Guggenheim (1898-1979) replied, "My own, or other people's?"

The future is not what it use to be Paul Valery

If it ain't broke break it Willie Nelson

A library is a door in time Heinrich Mann

Clare Boothe Luce's combination of femininity and forcefulness was called by Vogue "analogous to being dynamited by angel cake."

"Silence is the greatest thing humankind learns" -- Palladas, c.350.

As a WWII correspondent, Clare Boothe Luce wrote a book so self-absorbed, Dorothy Parker titled her review "All Clare on the Western Front."