What you've all been waiting for.... "Opening Packages I Ordered While High" youtube.com/watch?v=uf1Hd_…

You're probably going to need this. #NoPhoneForAYear amazon.com/The-NoPhone-Or…

Phone murder is legal in all 50 states.

stupid enough to be genius? The NoPhone 😂 “NoPhone is a technology-free alternative to constant hand-to-phone contact that allows you to stay connected with the real world. The NoPhone was awarded #1 Useless Gadget of 2015, beating out the Apple Watch.” amazon.com/dp/B016856FDG/…

Esto es un NoPhone, no toma fotos ni tiene pantalla, es un NoPhone para personas adictas a tener un móvil en las manos. Puede ser un bonito regalo. Lo encuentras en Amazon :)

Armed robberies have gotten so common aboard buses in Mexico City that commuters have come up with a clever if disheartening solution: Many are buying fake cellphones, to hand over to thieves instead of their real smartphones. apne.ws/WrkC9D9

This is the best thing I have seen on the internet in the past few days. (Fantastic product description) The NoPhone Original Cell Phone amazon.com/dp/B016856FDG/…

The NoTie is no joke.

Well, that was a bunch of bullshit. #AppleEvent x.com/TheNoPhone/sta…

I’ve been using my The NoPhone lately

Someone is making money off of this? The #NoPhone Original Cell Phone amazon.com/dp/B016856FDG/… #Amazon

Thanks Jen.

For everyone addicted to smartphones: NoPhone!!! amazon.com/dp/B016856FDG/…

Cuando creías que los gringos gastaban en cosas poco útiles, llega esto... El NoPhone un pedazo de plástico que se vende por $15 y que no tiene ningúna funcionalidad. Es solo un pedazo de plástico que imita el tamaño y peso de un smartphone para "desconectarte de la tecnología"

Moment The The NoPhone 😆

tweeting this on my nophone air

WHAT'S INSIDE? Sure thing. I still have this one: The NoPhone

NoPhone supports NoEducation.

Seems like a downgrade.