First thing in the am: trying to steal a goat. #MischiefMonday

The very nice @FourEyedScribe has given me a name, and I'm now *drum roll* Gandalf the Goat 🐐

You will find a recap of their adventures in the new SLs about to happen, all gathered under The Magic Farm (cc: @EgregiusGiles)

How well will Rupert do teaching a teenage boy?

Uh-oh. I think the old man has done something wrong before I even met him. I think he'll get grounded for a week.

I have never heard of Female Watchers. But then again, I'm just a goat...

Will you give me a Galadriel for...when the nights get cold?

Meh-eh-eh

If Betty Barnes turns out to be related to James Barnes, and in deep cover as in ice cream vendor, I'm gonna eat grass. Oh wait, I do that anyway....

Hey! That was one time, and we agreed not to talk about it anymore.

I hope old Eddie here doesn't blow up this place. I kinda like it. The grass is so green and the hills so rolling...

Ahhh. The Scales of the World. Even a goat has heard from them.

Really Giles? You drag the boy to old dusty books? Tsk.

Wait...what is happening? What is happening?? Why would no one tell the goat what is happening?

Otherwise known as another pair of hands to pet me and feed me. I like it.

You know, there's an easy way to find out if it's a demon. If I let it pet me, it's fine.

Another baby? Let's get it. I like babies.

You forgot about me! Gandalf the Goat. *does a goat pout* x.com/ChosenSlayer/s…

*just aims for more pets from the nice blonde one* Gandalf the Goat at your service. x.com/ChosenSlayer/s…

This is not gonna go well, is it? Well as long as they don't blame it on me...