Fourth of July ready 🇺🇸❤️

Hope everyone’s having a lovely summer ☺️☀️

I met a cute guy, but then instantly got the ick because he told me he supports drake, didn’t think he lost the battle, and that Kendrick’s the weaker rapper. Guys, I wasn’t expecting the ick to be so dramatic, it was visceral! It was as If the man told me he supports Trump. 😩

We now live in a world where young people can become extremely rich and famous whilst doing nothing or having no talent. Why would they want to go through a stressful boyband audition when they can just upload a video to TikTok…. Simon Cowell still thinks it’s 2007 bless him

Not sure why some of my white friends in school got bullied by the other caucasians for being “ginger” … Gotta be honest, I never quite understood that level of white beef 🤔… anyway I’ve been ginger for 6 weeks now and it is a vibbbbee 😍❤️

There’s an account that’s impersonating me on TikTok, and usually I’d be mad but they’re actually better than being me on TikTok than I am…. 😩 all the videos are cute, they’ve taken clips from my Instagram stories, they’ve posted fun pics. Like I’m actually impressed! 👏🏾

You can take the girl out of ENG but you can’t take the ENG out of the girl! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

The scenes in this LA pub after England scored that second goal!!! I’m absolutely covered in guacamole 😩😩😩 #NEDENG

Me trying to explain to my American friends that if England win the final on Sunday, racism will stop in the U.K. for like a good 2 weeks.

Future white kids, born in July 2024 running around with names like Bukayo 😩

I’m at the Hollywood improv tonight doing a crowd work only set 😩 come babes!

We may have lost to Spain, but we haven’t lost our sense of humour 😩🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

On Sunday I was out partying with a bunch of Married father’s in their early 40’s. I got one of the guys to do a shot of water for “fun” and I gave another advice on where he should take his wife for her 40th birthday. I have never been more happy to be single, 35 and childless

It’s really sad. And one of the many reasons I can’t live there anymore. As an openly confident person, I was always told I was “too much” and put down by my fellow Brits, but I moved to L.A and now my American friends tell me I’m “too humble”, and brag about me all the time. 🥹

lol I asked Chat GPT what actor I should date, and it said Michael B Jordan and then gave several great reasons as to why we would be compatible…. So I guess A.I isn’t so bad after all 🤔

Guys, I’m really terrible on social media. I don’t like forcing content, I’m too honest for Twitter and I have no desire to be “big on TikTok” …All my work is done behind the scenes, and I only really share my life on my instagram stories. So If you still follow me, thank you.

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Kamala is female, Black, Jamaican AND she doesn’t have any kids!? …this is most I’ve ever related to any presidential candidate in my entire existence 😩🥹👏🏾

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I’ve officially been an author for one year!!! Happy 1st Birthday LIVING MY BEST LIFE, HUN 💕📖✨😘