We’re all a little confused as to what ‘woke’ means now (taking your cat for a walk? Stretching after exercise? Eating dinner with just a fork?) so it’s genuinely instructive to learn what the anti-woke crowd are all about. Enthusiasm for rape seems to be a big part of it

It's nice, isn't it? The insulting horseshit

Britain: We know times are tough for you right now, but good news, everyone - we're bringing back Oasis Germany: Hold mein bier

sorry to joni mitchell but a dollar and a half entry to a tree museum seems very reasonable

Keir Starmer forms government with 400 pro-Israel MPs

Mr Stark, I don't feel so good

Luke Akehurst must now decide which he enjoys more: being a cunt about Palestine, or being a cunt about the left

There's an incredible 'ham ass' pun to be had from this combination of words if anyone's got some time to really finesse it

On the day it happened, it looked like it was going to finish off May’s government before it even got started, and then everyone who counts began urgently shouting about more congenial topics until the issue went away for seven years. It’ll be permanent this time, I’d guess.

Probably JD Vance

BREAKING Statue of "the people's MP" Jonathan Ashworth erected outside BBC headquarters.

Albanians starting to support Everton because we’ve signed Broja

I am the egg man They are the egg men I am the cockwomble

This could more accurately be worded "Avoidable tragedies set to continue, confirms titan of hegemonic ideology"

Lee Carsley is only refusing to sing the anthem as he has a beautiful, haunting, even smoky falsetto that will make grown men weep