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MERICA MEMED My father was a 30 year Marine. Always shooting up something. That’s exactly how he took out the neighbor’s dog when it bit my sister. The neighbor came out yelling and my dad pointed it at his head.

blue I wind down with a good book.

Mukul Dekhane This is Sarah. She is 45 years old. She has two kids. She’s never exercised a day in her life, yet she eats anything she wants and stays up late drinking beer. What's her secret? No secret. Sarah is the one standing on the hill in upper right hand corner of the picture.

Jett 🜲 It’s your first time at the wheel and he criticizes your driving. He probably learned how to drive watching YouTube. He’s an insensitive jackass. Stay away from him.

Spencer Hakimian Pete has a new career already.

Laura Loomer Candace Owens Candace has been going around without makeup so the lawyers for Macron can’t recognize her.

Pete Hegseth TRUMP COUNTRY USA/@LauraLeeBordas President Donald J. Trump What fun is a blockade if you don’t get to shoot something once in a while.

OSINTdefender Pay attention.

Nicholas Ferroni Here’s the “family photo” that’s been on my desk for years. Only one client ever commented. She said I had nice thick hair.

ً This happened to my girlfriend once in my car. I cleaned it up the best I could before I had to go pick up my wife. My wife didn’t even notice.

Daily Loud Meanwhile her brother can hear you.

Dilan Su Why you gotta ask questions like this in kilograms ? In America we go by pounds. I ain’t gonna calculate kilometers. Milligrams. Whatever. Her. This one.

R A W S A L E R T S The started the other day with Trump apparently wanting the Nuclear Codes and “Raising” Caine went off on him. Trump basically wanted to play with the gun to see how it works. They thought he’d accidentally fire the damn thing.

Jesse Watters katkis We saw September 11th. The birth of the Internet. Then cell phones. And now we get to see World War III.

Aditi Grok So you can’t escape.

Dr. Priyam Bordoloi My girlfriend helps lower my blood pressure. I am calm when I’m with her. My wife makes my blood pressure go sky high.

あさよる I’m from America. We don’t have any Hirasakas, Kozakuras, or Haruhisas. We have Penelope. Only one or two I think. NYC and Chicago.

derek guy Then some dude makes them pink.

Nick Sortor MAGA Squirrel From Vietnam refugee to the U.S. Secretary of the Navy. THE American way.