Ferguson: “Secondly, instead of football boots, from now on, you will all be wearing these. They’re brown brogues, rich in heritage and tradition. It promotes Rangers’ values. Of course, the lack of studs mean it has been known to cause cruciate injuries, but only in rare cases.”

Since Keir Starmer made a promise to have assisted suicide debated in Parliament, perhaps he can now make another promise? That he & his MPs will watch my BBC The Open University doc 'Better Off Dead?' to hear why so many of us are terrified of these laws? bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…

Predictably, the owner of this place is trying to spread misinformation, so let's try and mess with the algorithm a bit by liking and retweeting this Pyramint.

If Liz truss lives to 96 she will have spent more days at the cenotaph than in Downing Street

Dumbing down of media is big part of problem with World these days, chasing of clicks/outrage, rather than 'proper' journalism, but this is something special. Clear BBC Scotland policy to ask every SNP figure the question. Didn't even bother to check who they were asking it to.

#OnlyChild Probably my favourite comedy show of the last 10 years or so. It's glacial in pace, and all the better for it. Men of a certain age will absolutely recognise the relationship on show. Sad, poignant and very, very funny.

Tha sinn a’ fuireach ann am Margate. 'S ann à Margate a tha mo bhean. Tha mi à Comar nan Allt. Bliadhna mhath ùr a huile duine! Hello from Margate! It's my wife's hometown, although I'm originally from Cumbernauld. Happy New Year to you all! #albaceilidh

Any chance of a wee rendition of 'Einnsean, Tractar agus Bhan' for the Duolinguists among us? #albaceilidh

🎂 Only one goal we could share to celebrate Shaun Maloney's birthday...

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Exactly 35 years ago today, Scotland beat world champions Argentina at Hampden thanks to Stewart McKimmie's goal as they prepared for World Cup 1990. #TartanArmy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Jason Bateman said WHAT?!

Low quality, niche effort... #StarWars

This always makes me laugh 😂

They're going to ban shitting, aren't they?

Man of culture.

#UniversityChallenge Good to see Dave Coaches representing Oxford tonight. I'm surprised he was at university, truth be told.