Hm, I still need to purchase some presents for Christmas...

Miles Edgeworth What are you getting me EdgeyPoo?

'EdgeyPoo'? Hmph, all will be revealed soon, Prosecutor Godot. Please wait patiently for your present. Godot

With a week to go until Christmas, I believe I have all the presents ready.

“Dante: Notice how she drew the line at "too much red"” You can never get too much red, Dante.

Not to mention illegal as well.

[Sent Phoenix Wright a year's supply of grape juice.] Merry Christmas, Wright.

... That's a LOT of grape juice.

Holy moley! Thanks Miles Edgeworth!

An Ace Attorney Christmas Read: tl.gd/n_1sjc3e8

Ah, I had quite an enjoyable Christmas. I hope everyone else had a great day.

'Tis the new year. I wish everyone here a Happy New Year! Have a wonderful 2015.

F*CKING BIRDS

You won't object to this. #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words

WITNESS! For the third time, please state your name for the court! And no, 'Your Bae' is NOT a valid answer!

I don't think "bae" is an occupation either.

THIS is my decisive evidence. #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words

Me? 'Updating' the autopsy report? Never.

That awkward moment when you run into your ex. pic.x.com/4W6xhcBhAn

I wish I had a figuri- OH WAIT