I’m keen to hear the Melbourne answers for this... x.com/charlielamarck…

I am so cold this morning I’m tempted to get another flu shot just so I can tell my collegues the flu shot made me sick, then I can go back to bed. ❄️

Jesus, people! It’s simple. Trains: Touch on, touch off. Trams: Touch on, no touch off. Busses: Touch on thrice, ask the driver if the red bird sings at dawn, touch over. Taxis: Don’t touch ANYTHING.

"i want her to be comfortable", "I don't want to push her" Thems some good choices of language there, Eden. Some real good choices. #BachelorInParadiseAU

This is genuinely uncomfortable. Like, not "fun reality TV" uncomfortable, but "get her the fuck out of this scenario" uncomfortable. #BachelorInParadiseAU

Oh my god! #SpiceUpLondon: an exhibition dedicated to the Spice Girls is opening in London! #girlpower en.vogue.fr/fashion-cultur…

I feel like this lesson could come in useful for everyone watching tonight's episode of #BachelorInParadiseAU en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negging

"i'm trying to get out of here" "Have you packed your bags?" "No, I poured another drink. Now I'm going around telling people one by one how I feel. And walking back and forth in front of Keira" #BachelorInParadiseAU

Everyone needs to take a good, hard look at themselves. x.com/aliceliveing_/…

I really love this “first day they met” #harrypotter image. But can someone tell me why teeny-tiny Daniel is already on the wine?!

Guys, I’m completely bias but Charlotte has just begun a new title under a new pen name and it’s already fucking magnificent. If you miss reading #harrypotter look no further. Top shelf #fanfiction #fanfic x.com/charlielamarck…

Breezy polka dots for a hot weekend ahead 🌞

Very happy it’s a beautiful day for the #RoyalWedding, wishing Harry and Meghan all the happiness and so much love 💕

Oh don't shit all over the royal wedding. It's fancy, there are pretty outfits, a mixed-race American woman is about to become a Duchess by marrying a lovely ginger prince. Our country is being run by a malevolent yeast infection, fancy and lovely is a nice break. Just chill.

Amal Clooney’s royal wedding outfit 😱🙌🏻😍👏🏼🤩

Watching the brits try not to laugh at the enthusiasm 🙈😂

Ok guys, let’s talk #Harrypotter #fanfic. Who are the good authors? What are the best stories you’ve read? I have a couple of mates churning out A+ stuff, but I’m addicted now so I’m looking for more. #fanfiction #amreading