*bursts out of an underground cavern, hauling Ray Rogers along with me* #GoblinStorm

*green lightning strikes goblins all over #SanFrancisco* #GoblinStorm

@HitsYouWithAPie: Gosh, this is too good to pass up. Can you send something special for Johnathan Pratt?

As far as it goes, I don't really have a secret identity. There was an emergency once and no time to change so I powered up in the open.

Pretty busy at the Sammich Shop today. Baseball on the big screen, though reception has been on the blink all month. Damn sunspots!

*dodges the Manhunters' return fire, hauling Queen Isis away fast*

*streaks upwards, tentacles coming from the ocean and haul Manhunters down* Queen Isis

*watches Laira Omato fly off* Alien chicks... weird.

Hmmmm... *prods @MightiestShazam with boot* Yup, he's dead. *draws little mustache on him with pen* Thor Crossover Combat

@MaryMarvel4 *slams back into you, knocking you to outer Jupiter* Speed of Hoder, bitch!

@MaryMarvel4 Want some more, chica?

Now you can't say he didn't rip off my costume. Johnathan Pratt

@MaryMarvel4 Good thing I heal fast.... *wincing, slams you in the head with an asteroid*

@MaryMarvel4 *punches you in both tits*

@MaryMarvel4 *grabs you by your feet, wings you around, slams you across the globe... skipping you across the ocean like a stone*

@MaryMarvel4 *flies off, back to Chicago*

@MaryMarvel4 Like you could find it. Out of towners can't find shit in my town!

Fun old multiverse, huh?

*on the back porch, kicking back with a beer* *sips it slowly, looking up at the alien ships hanging above* *pulls out cell, dials Jackson Mire, listens to it ring* #WorldsWarSL