💀🥀 MATCH ANNOUNCEMENT 🥀💀 Back at School Is Back In Session on September 6th, "The Boozerweight" Matt Sells scored the victory over "Bitter" Bryan Compton in an intense showdown. But according to Bryan, the referee made a “bad call.” And ever since that night, Bitter Bryan

It’s impressive that Jesus saves. You’d think the nail would have damaged his pitching hand.

Social media is great because you can see people acting like they’re health and wellness experts while simultaneously talking about ways to “loose” weight.

I questioned taking a booking during game 7 of the World Series, but getting to watch part of that game with some good brothers in the locker room, and finishing listening to it on a long rainy drive home, will be a fun memory.

Is it baseball season yet?

My expression while sitting through work trainings. #Boozerweight

This is my annual post reminding you that the time change can suck it.

21 years ago youtu.be/ASzdIaqE0zc Todd Sexton Kelly n Todd Wiley vs Matt Sells Matt Sells NWA Wildside Friday Night Franchise 11-5-04 Ref: Speedy Nelson #NWAWILDSIDE

In honor of #GTA6 being delayed yet again, here’s a pic of me from the month #GTA5 was released. Rockstar Games

Close your eyes while watching #CollegeGameDay right now and you can pretend that Kermit The Frog is the celebrity guest picker.

I’m gonna start selling scented candles called “Indie Wrestling Locker Room”. It smells like weed and farts.

Is the Adidas commercial supposed to imply that Trevor Lawrence and Travis Hunter are a cute gay interracial couple?

How does Bijan Robinson not have a mustard brand? Bijan’s Dijon is a million dollar idea.

I wanna play football just so I can wear a cool Darth Vader cape while standing on the sideline.

Just caught up on #AEWDynamite. That was a beautifully done 2.5 hours of unnecessarily violent wrestling.

Time to #RiseUp and stuff. #Boozerweight