Say it every year, but the Champions League semi-finals are the football highlight of the year for me. Proper games of football at its very highest level. Finals are always shite too.

#OnThisDay 1st of May 2016:

Louis van Gaal gave the best post-match interview of all time.

𝗦𝗲𝘅 𝗠𝗮𝘀𝗼𝗰𝗵𝗶𝘀𝗺🤣🤣🤣

Missed a trick. Should’ve just called it ‘League of Their Own’ and Sky would’ve recommissioned it forever

Martin Odegaard you goody two-shoed shit 🤬

Living the dream. Our very own Scott Carson. Probably paid about 5k a week to train with first team with no danger of ever actually playing. My dream job.

Think I’ll treat the wife to a Number 12 for her next birthday.

Now they’ve identified him, I’m assuming Liverpool will dig in and leave their choice on gardening leave for eighteen months, as is the fashion. On the other hand, maybe they’re not run by complete chancers and will cough up.

Wonder where Man Utd would be today if VAR had been about to chalk off Mark Robins’ semi final winner in 1990

Fuck those stupid lines. Worse thing to ever happen to football.

Oh my! That’s an absolute belter if it’s real!

This moment from the new Steve Martin documentary where he’s remembering John Candy…damn man.

Wow. Bravo Darren Fletcher 👏 Every. Word. ✊

Say what you will about Donald Trump, but the man is nothing if not a comedy legend.

9 pints in and at the urinal.

Guess which one of you two ladies I'm gonna make love with now?

Alternative angles of iconic landmarks you haven’t seen before - a thread🧵👇

1. Great Pyramid of Giza from above

Never been a massive fan of Ready Salted crisps, but these are the best I’ve EVER had! Taste like batter bits you get from the chip shop! Bravo Two Farmers Crisps 👏

If Erling Haaland scores FIRST tonight vs Real Madrid we’ll giveaway a SecretShirt.co box 📦

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