had multiple drinks at jacques last night and opened up my laptop this morning to 6 back to back meetings from 9:30-1:30

roommate fell asleep on the couch while i'm rewatching the OA and i know her subconscious is going crazy rn listening to the crazy shit in this show

came back after vacation, worked for 3 days, and left work on friday ready to swing on at least eight different people

Michelle Wu will be at HORATIO HARRIS PARK
85 HAROLD STREET ROXBURY, MA 02119 on April 29th -- hypothetically would be a great chance to meet the person responsible for BPD beating students

you cannot walk more than 5 feet at the college i went to without seeing a plaque for something donated by raytheon...

i love when people complain about engagement farming on this website by engaging in the original post

I’m glad you guys liked “cocky want boing boing” cause it got me fired

Aug 14, 2022. 12:12 AM. #NeverForget

is this insider trading

Hello Sharks I’m here today to offer you an opportunity to invest at the ground level for a million dollar idea: Gay bar that has a boxing ring you can fight in

didn't believe in love at first sight until i went to the austin central library

what's your go to when staying in a hotel or rental property

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

10 years of being annoying as fuck

🚨UPDATE: Students have taken to the streets to prevent the corrections buses with the students from leaving. The student body is on the side of the Encampment and Palestine!!! COME TO 114 and AMSTERDAM to show solidarity and protect our own!!!

'babe i love you but it really hurts when you move our arguments into the next sprint :/ i think we have to consult the scrum master'

how do you tell someone in corporate 'stop overpromising shit and delegating it to me when you can't get it done'

rewatching the oa and forgot how funny the scene where french makes his grindr profile is

went on a date with someone who shares my name and job field... worst part is? not even the first time it happened

they need a psych medication that makes my brain tickle the same way it does when i listen to music from rico nasty & boys noize

packing a bowl in with the end of a clipper lighter feels like this