Someone get the West Ham - Man City "We go together" video ready

Get tickets for this guy. One of the best around. Frog and Bucket Tuesday 7th May £15 frogandbucket.ticketsolve.com/ticketbooth/sh…

Just seen @liamwithnail do the best show about pooing since @liamwithnail 's last show about pooing

Only two tickets left for Manchester on Thursday. Get on it.

It's mad when they make them do the clap off

Met this really handsome guy today and came up with a plan for the Edinburgh Fringe wow

I heard this transfer was delayed because he wasn't always there when they called

Just seen this headline, clicked on it, and it's some cunt writing about what happened in his Football Manager save. Particularly in transfer news, but also ever, nobody gives a fuck about your Football Manager save.

Badmington is where all these rioters need to go live. A town full of bad mings.

Quippy middle class folk should remember there's a lot of us from working class backgrounds who also have few qualifications, poor grammar, and bad teeth, but aren't foaming at the mouth racists. Maybe focus on the racism part rather than betraying all your class prejudice 😃

Fungai

We view things differently here

These two in Keegan's suicidal 352 were beautiful to watch.

And it didn’t disappoint! 30-goals in the last 4 games, be there or be 🔲 #UpTheChad 🔴

No prouder moment than seeing your friend’s bum cheek as the cover image on Chortle, get in ThatMurphFella 💪 🍑 🐸

Ignorance: is bliss Cole Palmer:

Chats at afters are sacred and anyone who partakes in one is duty bound by an unwritten code to leave whatever was said in the kitchen at 7am firmly in the kitchen at 7am. That fella who done the ref is a proper grass and I hope never gets invited out again

I genuinely thought everybody snorted cocaine and thought Klopp was a cunt.