I proposed to a 10/10 and she actually accepted,so now I have to play UCL every week with Stoke City budget

Spurs are the only side to win all four home #UCL games this season without conceding 😤🧱

Zavala scores the Brahimka and then hits Saka’s celebration. 🥹 One of the penalties of all time. 👏👏👏

Therapy ❤️

Sjava’s new album INkanyezi NeZinkanyezi drops this Friday, 30 January. Click to Pre-save and listen the moment it’s released ✨ 🔗: africori.to/inkanyezinezin… This chapter was written in the stars ✨ #inkanyezinezinkanyezi

I don’t even bet anymore but I don’t think I can let this one slide 😭

google the richest man in africa by 10pm today!

Benfica hold my beer. Goalkeeper goal.

Multiple times a day. I was shocked when I found out most women go one a week at most. Which explains why they are full of shit.

lil late but

That fake lock-in after buying a new laptop>>>>

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Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr get tired of asking God to guide you.

nobody talks abt how hard ts is to maintain

I've lost all my flirting skills. All I do is ask, "How was your day?" and "Have you eaten?"

How did he do that? 🤯

When I was in school this man was carrying his team When i was in college this man was carrying his team When I'm working this man is still carrying his team 🙏

Eating healthy is expensive. This plate cost more than Big mac and Fries

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