I am not a person just secretly 10,000 joltiks in a trench coat

Ask for mushroom bread

The mushrooms grant forbidden knowledge. Take a slice

Too busy to listen to the podcast? Now you can reads the book! Available on kindle and in paperback. amazon.com/Milkman-Gaffs-…

We aren’t dead btw

Cannot wait to hear more of this fantastic series

Things that happened today 1) we aren’t dead 2) @CameronPossibly who is terrified of spiders became a quote “spider abortion clinic” (he found a spider egg nest in our living room)

Bringing something back now. Unhinged shit @CameronPossibly says “They’re pure of heart it’s not their fault they’re made of teeth” - on the topic of sharks

hey just you know abortion being banned & criminalized means - people are gonna get in trouble for miscarriages - people are gonna die from conditions where abortion could save them - people are gonna have to travel cross country to get abortions

enjoying the show so far?? excited for ep 34?? here’s a little script snippet while we wait for wednesday…

“I farted the whole way through that” - @CameronPossibly when asked to look after my drink

For the two year anniversary for TftWN I wish to admit that I am abadcatholic. We aren’t religious this is just our only fans page