Friends in my phone, I need an opinion because I can't decide - what colour should I choose?

So true.

On the train to Manchester for lunch with the girls. Outfit packed in bag. On reflection, I should possibly have checked the weather before packing a mini skirt and sparkly sequin shirt but never mind, here we find ourselves.

It’s been pointed out to me that these may have been discarded from a stolen bag. They were handed in at Barking station. Please retweet.

In the Beak Midwinter

QT with 4 pics of you through the ages.

This is the greatest Timeline cleanse ever 👇❤️❤️

Mr V and Mr V are having a night out in London for our 10th wedding anniversary. The hotel is so fancy pants that our room has 2 toilets. Posh people know how to live!

Arrived at our AirBnB, it looks like a cracking den and it's filthy. I have lost my shit and now everyone is bunking in at my mums which will be cosy to say the least. This year can fuck right off, literally nothing goes to plan this year.

Happy christmas to all you lovely people in my phone, hope you've had a gorgeous day with loads of food, chilled beverages and great presents. And minimal family rows.

We are at my mum's. Now granted, I am once again pissed after going to my friend's party but it looks likely that this might be my mum's last christmas and I am not OK with this. I am not OK at all. I need to get my shit together before anyone else comes into the kitchen.

This will forever be one of the top 10 videos ever..

Weight makes a difference ᵃᶦ

Happy New Year you lovely lot. I know this year has been hard for a lot of you, here's hoping for a 2026 filled with happiness, health, good friends, family and a lot less fuckwittery than 2025. Have a great one, all of you x

If you're having a bad day, here's the exact moment that Charlie Brown adopted Snoopy 75 years ago.