Swap the White Sox for the Mets and feel my pain.

Perfect. And it all started with Diaz injuring himself in a celebration for a meaningless exhibition game. Sigh.

U2 #TheSphere

Bears really need Jim Harbaugh as HC next year!

Seriously, what is the point of this app anymore?

THIS is a Caucasian! #sogood #TheImmigrantBar at Kohler Spa

Maybe the only things remaining and popular that can bring us all together as Americans are weed and BBQ. In that order.

Hey Tony Romo, you’re allowed to say “running!” #usinghislegs NFL #BillsMafia #ChiefsKingdom

Am I remembering correctly that when Elon Musk bought Twitter, he said removing bots was his priority? They are now every other comment and like posts, inflating metrics and in general, have contributed to the “shitification” of this platform. #FixIt

Who is the seventh-best player in this photo?

The greatest American composer!

When Harry Caray tells you to enjoy some premium Mexican sauces, you better grab a taco, motherfucker.

Lovely day in Seattle

Lying assholes. Pack the Court, Joe. We need to neutralize these traitorous bastards.

More couch jokes, Gov! 😂 🌊

Song of the summer!

CLINCHED 🔒

Why are Millennials such huge dorks?

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary Look forward to when Leon sells it for $50.

Playing this on a loop today.