Save me, white man

Save me

Save football, my friend

You're our only hope

Have you noticed how City fans never talk about Kroos or Modric, but Madrid fans always compare them to KDB?

And how no one calls KDB a second striker apart from them?

They literally know he's better 😂

This is basically our 2019/20 season V2 and we're 5 wins off a double 😂

De Bruyne G/A in the last 5 seasons

2019/20: 39
2020/21: 28
2021/22: 34
2022/23: 40
2023/24: 22

We'll never see anyone like him again

A nice, factual tweet about Rodri

I wonder which fanbase is crying in the comments

Apart from Villa away, we've got a better result from every fixture in the games where we dropped points last year

Spurs Away will be interesting then.....

21 Games
6 Goals
16 Assists

G/A every 60 minutes

He was cooking a Ballon D'Or season if it wasn't for his injury 💔

THAT IS VINTAGE HAALAND YESSSSSS

Gvardiol is well on his way to becoming the best defender in the world

Kid can do absolutely everything

This Arsenal side 100000% still have a collapse in them

Nothing and absolutely NOTHING would make me happier than subjecting this Arsenal team to another trophyless season

Fine, we'll do it ourselves

Are they not going to bother checking the penalty shout then? 😂

'Predictable' wasn't this you earlier this month???

All it would have taken is a better penalty order or a singular goal for Bellingham's name to be trending after this tie with people laughing at his Ballon D'Or chances

This is what we mean by PR

🏆 Player of the Season: Foden
❌ Flop of the Season: Nunes
💪 Most Improved Player: Kovacic
👏 Unsung Hero: Akanji
👕 Signing of the Season: Gvardiol

Agree?

If you've ever wondered why I fucking despise Real Madrid fans, read the comments and quotes

Celebrating a club's relegation after absolutely robbing them. It's pathetic, they're pathetic, and glory supporting Real Madrid will not eradicate their insecurities

Say one bad thing about Leverkusen and watch how Madrid fans swarm your comments

I've never actually seen a Leverkusen fan, just a bunch of freaks tagging onto their achievement 😂

Are Leverkusen even that good or are they just getting unlimited added time until they score?