"Yeah well Sigyn isn't tall, partial to green and perpetually horny @MischiefAtBest so I'm pretty sure flattered isn't the word she'd use. -

She totally is a diamond though. And yes @MischiefAtBest, though more like a painful end to what were once your knees."

"The point of kneecapping someone is not to drag them around places afterwards @MischiefAtBest. This isn't Misery and I am so not your -

Kathy Bates. And no, I was not off shacking up with your twin." She didn't let the ridiculousness of @MischiefAtBest's words distract her -

from his wistful sigh however. "Wait what was that?! Did you just sound all pining over Sigyn @MischiefAtBest? Cause if so you'd better -

anticipate needing to protect a lot more than your kneecaps @MischiefAtBest, cause I know a you that would kill you for thinking it."

She scoffed at Loki Laufeyson's taunt, looking up him as she very deliberately sank to her knees. "Oh honey, I'm not the one who needs -

to be up to it now am I?" She smirked smugly at Loki Laufeyson, raising an eyebrow at him playfully. "You sure you don't want to do this -

somewhere a bit more private Loki Laufeyson? I'd hate to think what the morning chill might have on your potential performance, and the -

rep you'd get if someone saw you in such a...halfhearted state Loki Laufeyson."

"And I'm not afraid to take you down to the local vet @MischiefAtBest. Snip snip."

"Just remember how possessive you can be with your most loved things and be careful @MischiefAtBest."

For my two favorite Lokis, Loki Laufeyson and @MischiefAtBest. Merry Christmas!

"How about I punch you in your fuzzy kitty face @MischiefAtBest?"

"Kindness! I was just on the receiving end of one of your cupcakes @MischiefAtBest, that was not a kindness. And what the heck is CKA?!"

The sound of disbelief she makes is in no way ladylike, possibly not even humanlike. "Your kindness was a nasty as cupcake @MischiefAtBest -

and I let you finish the tuna thank you very much. I even cuddled you @MischiefAtBest. Sure I threatened neutering, but you threatened -

pissing on me and I take that shit Chicago style. You put one of mine in the hospital, I put one of yours in the morgue @MischiefAtBest."

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