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“I don’t know what...what to do...”

“Babe! James 'Bucky' Barnes! We should go on a date.”

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“...James 'Bucky' Barnes and I totally aren’t kinky. Nope. Nope.”

“Glasses. Ran out of contacts.”

“Thinkin’ ‘bout gettin’ my Doctorate. Cuz, why not? Follow Janey’a footsteps AND bake. Plus, the trainin’ from the hubby. Dr. Kung Fu Baker. A new reality show comin’ the Netflix.”

“Totally am not gonna talk ‘bout sex with Captain America. Awwwwkwaaaaaard.”

“He’s like a brother! And he’s like a brother to James! It would be way too weird! Besides, what if he tells me what /he/ does with his wife? Double weird.”

She lowered her voice, almost conspiratorially. “What if he’s into like, super kinky shit?”

“What?!” the brunette said, innocently, throwing up her hands. “It’s always the super quiet and innocent ones, right? And he’s Captain America, so... Maybe him and Sharon have a sex dungeon and no one would know!”

“Exactly! Like, he’s great at speeches, but totally can’t talk to him ‘bout sex. It would be to weird, I might hear somethin’ I don’t wanna hear and I mean, James and I are into some kinky shit, but still.”

Devilishly, Darcy smirked. Maybe it was the alcohol or maybe it was just her innate need to tease her best friend. “Oh, the things that arm can do, girl~ Plus, that Super Soldier Serum? Ugh.”

“What?” she said in her most innocent, sing-song voice.

“I’m totally innocent. I like vanilla sex with my totally normal husband.” She tried her hardest not to burst out laughing.

“Lokster is clearly feelin’ spicy tonight.”

“Am I still your safe place, James 'Bucky' Barnes?”

“Soldier-Boy is an expert at gettin’ rid of my headaches.”

She has definitely changed her ringtone for Darcy now. Darcy Barnes