"If more people valued home above gold, the world would be a merrier place." --- Thorin Oakenshield, repenting

Mom wanted to help the NHS so bad she didn't tell them she had diabetes on the application. After getting no reply for a month, she realised that NHS must have found out. Now she's sad because she can't help like

"Society, civilized society at least, is never very ready to believe anything to the detriment of those who are both rich and fascinating. It feels instinctively that manners are of more importance than morals" - Wilde If that is the definition of civilization, I'd rather not.

"Dad's bald, I'm bald...Mom you should be bald too" - Me, 3y/o and bald, very solemnly trying to convince my mother being bald is fashionable. She used to shave all my hair because she was too lazy to wash my hair. What a woman.

How many of you have forgotten...

ALL lives matter, esp those of the brave #HKers fighting for their freedom. Never forget there are heroes who are persecuted, protected by neither law nor morality, by the very ones who were meant to serve them. How can anyone say their lives don't matter? #FreeHongKong

Ah, to read The Picture of Dorian Gray while your mother screams about the end of the world in the living room...

All those who disrespect the heroes of history are by far the worst offenders. I am so angry. I will fight and defend to the end all the civilisations our ancestors have built. #AllLivesMatter #RoberttheBruce #vandalism

'Bookkeeping' is a word that has three double letters in a row (oo-kk-ee).

A pay rise has been given to teachers, doctors, etc...but not to nurses and healthcare workers who have saved lives in this pandemic. Sign the petition to include them in the pay rise scheme below! Pay rise for healthcare workers and nurses chng.it/BCYLQhn7 via Change.org UK

A little ladybug in my garden told me that while a world war is still unlikely, a regional war currently has >50% chance of happening. #SouthChinaSea #TaiwanIsNotChina

Dick and Hesta were unable to function properly bc they were in love. How absurd! I thought they were absolute weirdos - then my mom told me that the whole world was like Dick and Hesta, and that I was the real weirdo. I guess the world is crazy and useless then. Disgraceful!

"Cwœrnflœweir" - Me, mutilating "cornflower" first thing in the morning

Sexism and gender chauvinism goes both ways...Being female does not exempt one from that. Shame to all who thinks so!

2020's 3 mooods: 1. HAHAHAHAHAHA 2. WaAaAAAaAaaAHhH~ (Crying) 3. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA All within one minute...