If a 10-year-old me was allowed to come up with my own artist pseudonym

Gentlemen, it has been an honour.

Ok, since Twitter is not dead yet, I might as well post a little announcement. After much thought, I've decided to trade in the sad and precarious life of an exiled journalist for the shiny and glamorous world of corporate intelligence. Wish me luck, it's 7.50 a pint for me now😬

I suppose the main takeaway is to never stop halfway when you've started a rebellion and are advancing with your troops towards Moscow. Who would've thought, really

Discovered a perfect spot to observe how the reconstruction of the Bank junction is coming along. The Umarell inside me has never been more excited

In French Flanders for the long weekend. In an alternative Brexit-free universe, Lille would be London's perfect commuter town. 1h 20 to central London, nicely looking, great cuisine, rich cultural offer. The only downside is you'd have to deal with the French on a daily basis

Ok, Premier League, this was a great season, you can stop the count now

Nothing to see here, just Ypres restaurateurs casually using the city's symbols to attract customers

Admire the boldness of the people of Kortrijk (aka Courtrai)

The real reason I'd take Eurostar back to London over a plane any day of the week

Forgive me Lord for I've decided to watch my first ever Saudi league game and I'm quite enjoying it

This should be a standard everywhere

Went to see Belarus Free Theatre's King Stakh's Wild Hunt. Still shell shocked that when sung in an operatic voice, Belarusian is almost indistinguishable from French or Italian (or any other language you don't know). Yes, they don't warn you, but it's half opera, so be prepared

Could there be a better way to start your Sunday morning than the Millwall v Leeds at the Den? Possibly, yet here we are

We may have reached a point where the media should apply the same strategy to West African coups as to serial killers. Give them less attention to discourage copycats.

One of the craziest things about the UK is that urban and infrastructure projects here cost up to 10 times as much as in other Western European countries due to endless planning (as per FT), yet somehow its cities still manage to look worse than Eastern Europe in the 90s.

Melduję z gminy South Norwood, gdzie też rozpoczynamy walkę o wóz strażacki. Coś czuję, że tym razem może być dobrze😉

Exit poll, Poland: OPPOSITION LIKELY TO FORM NEW GOVERNMENT PiS 36,8% - 200 seats PO 31,6% - 163 Trzecia Droga 13% - 55 Lewica 8,6% - 30 Konfederacja 6,2% - 12 (via TVN24, Ipsos)

Wiem, że trochę na to za wcześnie, ale dla tych, którzy będą tęsknili za obecną TVP, mam dobrą wiadomość. Akurat wczoraj białoruska państwowa agencja informacyjna BiełTA uruchomiła polską wersję swojej strony internetowej. Nie ma przypadków, są tylko znaki

Yes.